89 Cynical Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 2

Last updated on: August 19, 2025

A selection of cynical quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?

Orson Welles as Harry Lime in The Third Man (1949)

12 If I offered you 20000 pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money? Or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare?

Orson Welles as Harry Lime in The Third Man (1949)

13 Nobody thinks in terms of human beings. Governments don't. Why should we? They talk about the people and the proletariat. I talk about the suckers and the mugs. It's the same thing.

Orson Welles as Harry Lime in The Third Man (1949)

14 And you? Why did you choose to love a god? I think you'll find the romance one-sided.

Brad Pitt as Achilles in Troy

15 He told me to wait for him here 'cause he's got a big surprise. -Maybe the surprise is he's not coming.

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

16 Ah, I might as well face it. I'll probably spend the rest of my life in here. -Yeah, but look at the bright side, bunny boy. Maybe you won't live that long.

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

17 Not surprised the sky's coming down. Only surprised it didn't happen yesterday.

Peter Cullen as Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

18 Sounds like someone's sick. How lovely. I do hope it's serious. Something dreadful.

Madam Mim in The Sword in the Stone (1963)

19 Listen, I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops, but it also means that I keep my options open.

Quote from The Hunt for Red October

20 I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. And I choose rich every _ing time.

Leonardo Dicaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

89 Cynical Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 2

11 Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?

12 If I offered you 20000 pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money? Or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare?

13 Nobody thinks in terms of human beings. Governments don't. Why should we? They talk about the people and the proletariat. I talk about the suckers and the mugs. It's the same thing.

14 And you? Why did you choose to love a god? I think you'll find the romance one-sided.

15 He told me to wait for him here 'cause he's got a big surprise. -Maybe the surprise is he's not coming.

16 Ah, I might as well face it. I'll probably spend the rest of my life in here. -Yeah, but look at the bright side, bunny boy. Maybe you won't live that long.

17 Not surprised the sky's coming down. Only surprised it didn't happen yesterday.

18 Sounds like someone's sick. How lovely. I do hope it's serious. Something dreadful.

19 Listen, I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops, but it also means that I keep my options open.

20 I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. And I choose rich every _ing time.

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