110 Cynical Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 2

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11 Listen, I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops, but it also means that I keep my options open.

Quote from The Hunt for Red October

12 And you? Why did you choose to love a god? I think you'll find the romance one-sided.

Brad Pitt as Achilles in Troy

13 I've learned this much: take what you can when you can. -Then you've learned nothing.

Paul Shenar as Jenner; Peter Strauss as Justin in The Secret of NIMH (1982)

14 There's got to be a way to get those stiffs off my property.

Jonathan Winters as Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

15 I want to see this dead grandmother, firsthand.

Jeffrey Jones as Ed Rooney in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

16 I expect she won't live through the night. She has four fatal diseases. -And it only takes one.

Margaret O’Brien as Tootie Smith; Leon Ames as Mr. Alonzo Smith in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

17 Sounds like someone's sick. How lovely. I do hope it's serious. Something dreadful.

Martha Wentworth as Madam Mim in The Sword in the Stone (1963)

18 If I offered you 20000 pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money? Or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare?

Orson Welles as Harry Lime in The Third Man (1949)

19 I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. And I choose rich every _ing time.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

20 What's so merry about it? I'll tell you what Christmas is: it's just another workday.

Ebenezer Scrooge; Scrooge McDuck in Mickey Mouse