Tootie Smith: 23 Movie Quotes with Audio

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Sound clips of the funniest lines spoken by Tootie Smith, the youngest of the Smith Family. Known for her morbid sense of humor, her clips are available in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 I expect she won't live through the night. She has four fatal diseases. -And it only takes one.

Margaret O’Brien as Tootie Smith; Leon Ames as Mr. Alonzo Smith in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

2 But she's gonna have a beautiful funeral, in a cigar box my papa gave me, all wrapped in silver paper. -That's the way to go if you have to go.

Margaret O’Brien in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

3 Rose, what did you get me for Christmas? -You'll find out tomorrow. -I hope it's a hunting knife.

Margaret O’Brien in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

4 I think I'll go pack. -It will take me at least a week to dig up all my dolls from the cemetery.

Margaret O’Brien as Tootie Smith; Joan Carroll as Agnes Smith in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

5 Here comes the invalid.

Margaret O’Brien in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

6 I'm the most horrible! I'm the most horrible!

Margaret O’Brien in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

7 Give her some flour. -No, I got my own flour.

Margaret O’Brien in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

8 And Mr. Braukoff was beating his wife with a red-hot poker. -I never would have believed it. He looks like such a quiet man.

Margaret O’Brien as Tootie Smith; Mary Astor as Mrs. Anna Smith in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

9 And you know something else? -Don't tell! You crossed your heart you wouldn't tell. -I crossed it with my left hand.

Margaret O’Brien as Tootie Smith; Joan Carroll as Agnes Smith in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

10 Well, anyway, she's a grand old town. -It isn't a town, Mr. Neely. It's a city. It's the only city that has a world's fair. My favorite. Wasn't I lucky to be born in my favorite city?

Margaret O’Brien in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)