Tootie Smith: 23 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

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Sound clips of the funniest lines spoken by Tootie Smith, the youngest of the Smith Family. Known for her morbid sense of humor, her clips are available in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 Mr. Braukoff has empty whiskey bottles in his cellar.

Margaret O’Brien in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

12 Did anyone hear a moan just then? -I did. -Did it go like this: Ooh? -Uh-huh. -I didn't hear it.

Margaret O’Brien as Tootie Smith; Joan Carroll as Agnes Smith; Harry Davenport as Grandpa in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

13 Now, children, when people answer the doorbells don't throw too much flour. -Just a small handful right in their face.

Margaret O’Brien as Tootie Smith; Mary Astor as Mrs. Anna Smith in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

14 The ice man saw a drunkard get shot yesterday, and the blood spurted out 3 feet.

Margaret O’Brien in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

15 Feed a cold, starve a fever.

Margaret O’Brien in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

16 I was drunk last night, dear Mother, I was drunk the night before, but if you'll forgive me, mother, I'll never get drunk anymore.

Margaret O’Brien in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

17 It was that old dress we found. We stuffed it. -It looked just like a body. A live body, too. -We put it on the track. We thought when the motorman put on the brakes, the streetcar would go off.

Margaret O’Brien as Tootie Smith; Joan Carroll as Agnes Smith in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

18 Tootie, remind me to spank you right after dinner. -Okay, Papa.

Margaret O’Brien as Tootie Smith; Leon Ames as Mr. Alonzo Smith in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

19 I have to have two kinds of ice cream. I'm recuperating.

Margaret O’Brien in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

20 I'd rather be poor if we could only stay here. I'd rather go with the orphalins at the orphalins home.

Margaret O’Brien in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)