Lt. Theo Kojak: 109 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Lt. Theo Kojak, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 What's the point? Where would you go? If the subway went to Outer Mongolia, I'd still come after you. Come on.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

2 Look at the john. He's being so bashful. I wonder why. Terminal acne maybe?

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

3 Come on. Hug the wall like it's your mother.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

4 It'll be morning in an hour. Before that, one of you gonna start chirpin'. Did I say one of you? I'm gonna have a room full of canaries.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

5 Hey, take it from me, sonny. For the important things, you don't need words.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

6 Vibes? You know about vibes? The vibes are wrong.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

7 It's not a question of chutzpah. It's a question of survival.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

8 I ought to stick your mouth in a light socket.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

9 It's the badge. You used it, Nick, and that's not what it's there for. It's not a credit card.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

10 It doesn't spoil, does it? -Spoil? You buy it rotten. You could drop a dead cat into it and it wouldn't make any difference.

Telly Savalas as Lt. "Theo" Kojak; Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak