Lt. Theo Kojak Movie Quotes & Lines – 109 Classics (+ Audio) - page 11

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101 You know, you could package that with a wrap-around deodorant, and it'd still come out with a stink.

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102 What does that mean? We're gonna call off the game because we don't like the weather?

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103 Here, cootchie-coo. Don't cut yourself.

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104 I understand your father's dead, and already he's a graffiti gag on subway walls.

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105 Yeah. Very touching. Very, very touching. I'd be more impressed if I thought those tears were for your old man.

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106 But there's one thing that he never failed and he never disappointed: His badge.

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107 Thirty seconds and counting.

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108 A good defense attorney can get a lot of mileage out of that.

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109 Hey, well, you guys aren't exactly Batman and Robin.

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