197 Funny Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 15

Updated: Feb 12, 2026

A selection of funny quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

141 My favorite animal is puppies.

Ana De La Reguera as Sister Encarnación in Nacho Libre

142 She says no boom-boom with soul brother.

Matthew Modine as Private Joker in Full Metal Jacket

143 That's a little joke. -Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical. acs

William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

144 Where do you suppose all that ladder got to? Who would want all that ladder? -To get to the top of a bank at night.

Telly Savalas as Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

145 Oh, hello. I didn't recognize you without your wife in your arms. Come in.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

146 I hate you! I hate you! And I hate your baby!

Vivien Leigh as Scarlett Ohara in Gone with the Wind (1939)

147 It's all my fault. I should've committed highway robbery to get that tax money for you.

Leslie Howard as Ashley Wilkes in Gone with the Wind (1939)

148 I will enjoy killing one person every day until you pay me one hundred thousand dollars.

Clint Eastwood as Inspector "Dirty" Harry Callahan in Dirty Harry (1971)

149 You see, I learn good English now. Learned in white man's jail.

John Wayne as George Washington McLintock in McLintock! (1963)

150 Now that we're gonna be friends, they'll probably bring their families over here to beg.

John Wayne as Breck Coleman in The Big Trail (1930)