John C. Reilly: 116 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jun 22, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by John C. Reilly, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 What's the first rule of Hero's Duty? -No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?

As Wreck It Ralph in Wreck-It Ralph

2 I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be... than me.

As Wreck It Ralph in Wreck-It Ralph

3 I'm gonna wreck it!

As Wreck It Ralph in Wreck-It Ralph

4 No! You don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal! -Yes, I do. That's every day of my life.

5 Please, Felix, fix it. And I promise I will never try to be good again.

As Wreck It Ralph in Wreck-It Ralph

6 I warned you. There's one rule in the house, and you broke it!

As Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

7 That's... That's actually murder. It's one of the worst crimes of all. So... also illegal.

As Rhomann Dey in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

8 So how did I do? -Um... Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain.

As Wreck It Ralph in Wreck-It Ralph

9 Just relax, pal. It's cool to have a code name. It's not that weird.

As Rhomann Dey in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

10 Those people are going to love you. You know why? Because you're a winner. And you're adorable! And everyone loves an adorable winner! -Yeah!

As Wreck It Ralph in Wreck-It Ralph