Charlie Brown: 96 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Charlie Brown, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 What's going on here? What are you trying to do to my little sister?

Peter Robbins in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

2 The slow ball's working pretty well today, Charlie Brown. Let's fool this next guy. Give 'em your fastball. -I've been giving them my fastball.

Charlie Brown (Peter Robbins), Schroeder in Charlie Brown's All Stars!

3 Look at my pitcher's mound. It's got a tree on it. I can't pitch from there. -Come on, Charlie Brown, give it a try. Beethoven never gave up. -Beethoven never had a tree on his piano.

Charlie Brown (Dylan Beach), Schroeder (Greg Felton) in It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown

4 'Failure.' F-a-i-l-u-r-e. 'Failure.' I did it, I did it!

Peter Robbins in A Boy Named Charlie Brown

5 I'm gonna grit my teeth and bear down. If a person grits his teeth and shows real determination, he can't fail.

Peter Robbins in Charlie Brown's All Stars!

6 Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?

Peter Robbins in A Charlie Brown Christmas

7 I hate kite-eating trees. They take kites from innocent little kids, and they hold them in their branches, and then they eat them. And then they laugh at you behind your back.

Michael Catalano in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

8 I have this rash or something, and it makes my head look like a baseball. Why am I wearing this sack? Well, someone tried to autograph my head.

Michael Catalano in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

9 I think I'll just raise my hand and volunteer... My hand won't go up. My hand is smarter than I am.

Peter Robbins in A Boy Named Charlie Brown

10 I don't understand it. I went trick-or-treating and all I got was a bag full of rocks.

Peter Robbins in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)