Schroeder from Peanuts: 21 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Schroeder from Peanuts, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 A young man these days has to practice a lot, doesn't he? A young man these days has to work very hard to be able to support a wife, doesn't he? -Who said anything about a wife?

Schroeder, Lucy Van Pelt (Pamelyn Ferdin) in A Boy Named Charlie Brown

2 Do piano players make a lot of money? -Some do. If they practice very hard, I guess. -Keep practicing, kiddo.

Lucy Van Pelt (Pamelyn Ferdin), Schroeder in A Boy Named Charlie Brown

3 The slow ball's working pretty well today, Charlie Brown. Let's fool this next guy. Give 'em your fastball. -I've been giving them my fastball.

Charlie Brown (Peter Robbins), Schroeder in Charlie Brown's All Stars!

4 Money? Who cares about money? This is art. This is great music I'm playing. And playing great music is an art. Do you hear me? An art. Art, art, art!

Danny Hjelm as Schroeder in Play It Again, Charlie Brown (1971)

5 What did you say? What do you mean Beethoven wouldn't have made it in Nashville? -Did he have the Nashville sound? Huh? Did he? Did he?

Lucy Van Pelt (Pamelyn Ferdin), Schroeder (Danny Hjelm) in Play It Again, Charlie Brown (1971)

6 Look at my pitcher's mound. It's got a tree on it. I can't pitch from there. -Come on, Charlie Brown, give it a try. Beethoven never gave up. -Beethoven never had a tree on his piano.

Charlie Brown (Dylan Beach), Schroeder (Greg Felton) in It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown

7 What's the matter with you? All you think about is Gimme, gimme, gimme. Get, get, get. -That's called survival, baby.

Lucy Van Pelt (Melanie Kohn), Schroeder (Todd Barbee) in It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown

8 We don't have room for a piano. -Well, then, if we're so short of room, maybe we shouldn't take your blanket, either.

Linus Van Pelt (Liam Martin), Schroeder in Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown

9 Schroeder, are you going to ask me to dance? -Musicians don't dance.

Lucy Van Pelt (Melanie Kohn), Schroeder in Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown

10 Musicians don't dance.

Aron Mandelbaum as Schroeder in Happy New Year, Charlie Brown!