Linus Van Pelt Movie Quotes & Lines – 65 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Mar 27, 2025

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1 There he is! There he is! It's the Great Pumpkin! He's rising up out of the pumpkin patch!

Christopher Shea in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

2 I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.

Chris Shea in A Charlie Brown Christmas

3 Do you know what you are doing? Don't you realize you're adding to the over-commercializing of Christmas? -Not till I sell one.

John Christian Graas in It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

4 I remember reading that Albert Schweitzer dreaded the thought of receiving Christmas gifts. And do you know why that was? It was because he hated having to write thank you notes. What do you think about that? -Who's Albert Schweitzer?

Lucy Van Pelt (Marnette Patterson), Linus Van Pelt (John Christian Graas) in It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

5 I want those pretty hands to be warm. But I don't have $25 to buy the gloves. -Send her a nice card and tell her to keep her hands in her pockets.

John Christian Graas in It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

6 What in the world is a rock snake? -When it sneaks up behind you and throws a rock at you... Boy! They're not too dangerous, though. Most of the time, they hit you on the lower part of your legs.

Liam Martin in Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown

7 What's that...? What's that...? I hear the Great Pumpkin!

Christopher Shea in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

8 I didn't say I was in love with her. I merely said I'm very fond of the ground on which she walks.

Stephen Shea in Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown

9 This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch, and flies through the air with a bag of toys for all the children.

Christopher Shea in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

10 There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.

Christopher Shea in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

Linus Van Pelt Movie Quotes & Lines – 65 Classics (+ Audio)

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