20 Quotes by Slartibartfast (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: December 9, 2023

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1 Ancient computers, ranged in the long caves, deep in the bowels of the planet, tick away the dark millennia, and the ages hang heavy on their dusty data banks.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

2 Dead? No, we have but slept, for five million years. Nothing much seems to have changed. -Slept? -Yes, through the economic recession.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

3 Well, anyway, the recession came and we thought, thought it would save a lot of bother if we just slept through it. So we programmed the computers to revive us when it was all over.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

4 The Galaxy isn't nearly rich enough to afford us yet.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

5 Did you ever go to a place... I think it was called Norway? -No, no, I didn't. -Pity. That was one of mine. Won an award, you know. Lovely, crinkly edges. I was most upset to hear of its destruction.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

6 Excuse the mess. Most unfortunate, a diode blew in one of the life-support computers. When we came to revive our cleaning staff, we discovered they'd been dead for 30000 years.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

7 Earthman, it is sometimes hard to follow your mode of speech.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

8 These creatures you call mice are not as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vast hyper intelligent, pan-dimensional beings. This business with the cheese and squeaking is just a front. They've been experimenting on you.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

9 Ten million years of planning and work gone, just like that. Well, that's bureaucracy for you.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

10 Oh, no, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe has that. -Everyone? -Everyone.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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