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11 Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say: hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

12 I've been doing fjords all my life. For a fleeting moment, they become fashionable, I get a major award.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

13 Isn't that rather unethical behaviour? -Oh, is it? I'm afraid I'm a bit out of touch.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

14 Is that your robot? -No, I'm mine.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

15 Who's going to clear away the bodies? That's what no-one seems to have an answer for.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

16 Well... Goodbye, Earthman. Sorry about your planet. Hope the lifestyle comes together.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

17 They were index-linked to the Galactic stock market prices, you see. So that we'd all be revived when everybody else had rebuilt the economy enough to be able to afford our rather expensive services.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

18 Look at me, I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway. Where's the sense in that? None that I've been able to make out.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

19 In this replacement Earth we're doing, I've been given Africa, and I'm doing it with whole fjords again because I like them. I'm old-fashioned enough to think they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent. Then, they tell me it's not equatorial enough.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

20 Science has achieved some wonderful things, I know, but I'd far rather be happy than right, any day. -And are you? -No. That's where it all falls down, of course.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

20 Quotes by Slartibartfast (Sound Clips) - page 2

11 Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say: hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.

12 I've been doing fjords all my life. For a fleeting moment, they become fashionable, I get a major award.

13 Isn't that rather unethical behaviour? -Oh, is it? I'm afraid I'm a bit out of touch.

14 Is that your robot? -No, I'm mine.

15 Who's going to clear away the bodies? That's what no-one seems to have an answer for.

16 Well... Goodbye, Earthman. Sorry about your planet. Hope the lifestyle comes together.

17 They were index-linked to the Galactic stock market prices, you see. So that we'd all be revived when everybody else had rebuilt the economy enough to be able to afford our rather expensive services.

18 Look at me, I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway. Where's the sense in that? None that I've been able to make out.

19 In this replacement Earth we're doing, I've been given Africa, and I'm doing it with whole fjords again because I like them. I'm old-fashioned enough to think they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent. Then, they tell me it's not equatorial enough.

20 Science has achieved some wonderful things, I know, but I'd far rather be happy than right, any day. -And are you? -No. That's where it all falls down, of course.

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