Marvin The Paranoid Android: 28 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Marvin The Paranoid Android, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 It's the people you meet in this job who really get you down. The best conversation I had was over 34 million years ago. -Oh, dear! -And that was with a coffee machine.

David Learner in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

2 Life. Don't talk to me about life. -No one even mentioned it to you.

Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner), Arthur Dent (Simon Jones) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

3 Here's another one of those self-satisfied doors.

David Learner in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

4 Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing?

David Learner in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

5 Life. Loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.

David Learner in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

6 Well, I hope you all have a really miserable time. -Don't worry, they will. -Come on.

Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner), Arthur Dent (Simon Jones) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

7 Life. Don't talk to me about life.

David Learner in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

8 Well, I wish you'd just tell me, rather than try to engage my enthusiasm, because I haven't got one.

David Learner in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

9 Did it have oceans? -Oh, yes. Great big, wide, rolling, blue oceans. -Can't bear oceans.

Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner), Arthur Dent (Simon Jones) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

10 Is that your robot? -No, I'm mine.

Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner), Slartibartfast (Richard Evelyn Vernon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy