Arthur Dent: 50 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 But you did see the notice, didn't you? -Oh, yes. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign outside the door saying, 'Beware of the leopard!'

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

2 Drink up. You've got three pints to get through. -Three pints? At lunch time? -Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

3 I like the cover. 'Don't Panic!' It's the first helpful, or intelligible thing anyone's said to me all day! -Yes, that's why It sells so well.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

4 And if we're unlucky? -The Vogon captain might want to read us some of his poetry first.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

5 My left arm's disappeared. How am I going to operate my digital watch now?

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

6 Oh. I wonder what'll happen if I press this button? -Don't! -Oh... -What happened? A sign lit up, saying, 'Please do not press this button again.'

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

7 Life. Don't talk to me about life. -No one even mentioned it to you.

Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner), Arthur Dent (Simon Jones) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

8 Well, I hope you all have a really miserable time. -Don't worry, they will. -Come on.

Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner), Arthur Dent (Simon Jones) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

9 Mice? Look, are we talking about the same things? Mice mean to me little white furry creatures with a cheese fixation and women standing screaming on tables in early '60$ sitcoms.

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

10 I'll have a green salad. -May I urge you, sir, to consider my liver? It must be very rich and tender by now. I have been force-feeding myself for months. -Green salad, please.

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy