Arthur Dent: 50 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

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11 Here's a second-hand car salesman, third class.

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

12 I'm trying to teach the cavemen to play Scrabble. It's uphill work. The only word they know is 'uh', and they don't know how to spell it. -What's the point in that? -We've got to make them evolve.

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

13 But, did you tell them what we discovered? -What? Norway. -Slartibartfast's signature on the glacier.

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

14 If it's in my brain and I don't know how to reach it, suppose we introduce some random element which could be shaped by the brain-wave pattern? -Such as? -Pulling out letters from the Scrabble bag.

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

15 Busy? Well, I've just got this bulldozer to lie in front of, or it will knock my house down, but otherwise, no, not especially. Why? -Good!

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

16 Anywhere we can talk? -What? -We've got to talk. -Fine. Talk! -And drink. It's vitally important that we talk and drink, now! We'll go to the pub in the village.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

17 Drink up! -Why three pints? -Muscle relaxant. You're going to need it.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

18 This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

19 If I were to ask you where the hell we were, would I regret it?

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

20 Ah. This is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I hadn't previously been aware of.

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy