Ford Prefect: 45 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Ford Prefect, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Drink up. You've got three pints to get through. -Three pints? At lunch time? -Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

2 I've brought some peanuts. -Huh? -We've just been through a matter transference beam. You've probably lost some salt and protein.

David Dixon in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

3 I like the cover. 'Don't Panic!' It's the first helpful, or intelligible thing anyone's said to me all day! -Yes, that's why It sells so well.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

4 Listen. It's a tough universe. There's all sorts of people and things trying to do you, kill you, rip you off, everything. If you're going to survive out there, you've really gotta know where your towel is.

David Dixon in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

5 And if we're unlucky? -The Vogon captain might want to read us some of his poetry first.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

6 Now, to business! -Oh, yeah, to business! -To business! -I beg your pardon? -I'm sorry, I thought you were proposing a toast.

David Dixon in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

7 You are looking great! Really, very, very fat and unwell. Amazing!

David Dixon in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

8 Declared war? There's no-one even living there. -Yes, but there will be one day, so we've left a sort of open-ended ultimatum.

David Dixon in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

9 I heard of one planet up in the seventh dimension, got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole, killed ten billion people. -Madness, total madness! -Only scored 30 points, too.

David Dixon in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

10 Anywhere we can talk? -What? -We've got to talk. -Fine. Talk! -And drink. It's vitally important that we talk and drink, now! We'll go to the pub in the village.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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