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11 Going to the match this afternoon, sir? -No, no point. -Foregone conclusion, then, eh? Arsenal without a chance? -No, it's just the world's about to end. -Oh, yes, sir, so you said. Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did! -No, not really.

David Dixon in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

12 Keep the change. -What, from a fiver, sir? Thank you, sir! -You've got 10 minutes left to spend it.

David Dixon in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

13 Drink up! -Why three pints? -Muscle relaxant. You're going to need it.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

14 Just a minute, sir. I'm just serving this gentleman. -What's the point? He's going to be dead in a few minutes! Come on. -Just a minute, sir.

David Dixon in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

15 What are you doing? -Preparing for hyperspace. It's rather unpleasantly like being drunk.

David Dixon in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

16 What's so wrong about being drunk? -Ask a glass of water.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

17 Excuse me, but what exactly am I doing with this fish in my ear? -It's translating for you. Look in the book under Babel Fish.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

18 What the hell is that? -If we're lucky, it's a Vogon guard come to throw us into space. -And if we are unlucky? -The Vogon captain might want to read us some of his poetry first.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

19 Hey, spooky, eh! -And dark. -You've still got your sunglasses on. -Too right.

Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

20 Old mate, I trust you about as far as I could comfortably spit out a rat.

David Dixon in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy