- Uh-uh, address the chair.
- There isn't a chair, there's only a rock.
- Well, call it a chair.
- Why not call it a rock?

— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)

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8 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 6 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:23:50.880 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- Hello?

- What? Hello, what, who?

- Hello!

- Who's that?

- Remember me? I've made a discovery I'd like to tell you about.

- Is it on the agenda?

- I'm sorry, but speaking as a fully-trained management consultant, I must insist on the importance of the committee structure.

- On a prehistoric planet?

- Uh-uh, address the chair.

- There isn't a chair, there's only a rock.

- Well, call it a chair.

- Why not call it a rock?

- Will you two shut up? I want to table a motion.

- Boulder a motion, you mean.

- Thank you, I made that point.

- Order, order.

- Look, if I could just say...

- Order, order.

- I would like to call to order the 573rd meeting of the Colonization Committee of the planet of Fintlewoodlewix.

- Ah, this is futile! 573 committee meetings, you haven't even discovered fire yet!

[...]

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