12 Quotes by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: December 7, 2023

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1 What do you mean, you've never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven's sake, mankind. It's only four light years away, you know.

Martin Benson as Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

2 If you're very lucky, I might read you some of my poetry first.

Martin Benson as Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

3 I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time.

Martin Benson as Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

4 Now choose, either die, in the vacuum of space, or, tell me how good you thought my poem was.

Martin Benson as Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

5 No. You're completely wrong. I write poetry just to throw my mean, callous, heartless exterior into sharp relief.

Martin Benson as Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

6 As you are probably aware, the plans for the development of the outlying regions of the western spiral arm of the galaxy require the building of a hyperspace express route through your star system...

Martin Benson as Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

7 Message repeat. This is your captain speaking. So stop whatever you're doing and pay attention.

Martin Benson as Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

8 Hello, wherever you are. I just want to make it totally clear that you are not at all welcome.

Martin Benson as Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

9 Quiet. I present you with a simple choice. Think very carefully, for your very lives lie in your hands.

Martin Benson as Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

10 'Counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor...' Huh. Death's too good for them.

Martin Benson as Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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