I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time.
— Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Martin Benson)
4 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 1 sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:27:18.111 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
Quote context
[...]
- I've sent out a search party and as soon as they find you, I shall turn you off the ship.
- If you're very lucky, I might read you some of my poetry first.
- Now, secondly, we are about to jump into hyperspace for the journey to Barnard's Star.
- On arrival, we will stay in dock for 72 hours.
- All planet leave is cancelled.
- I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time.
- Poetry?
- Preparing for hyperspace. It's rather unpleasantly like being drunk.
- What's so wrong about being drunk?
- Now, lie down. On your back. Grip the towel between your ankles like this.
- What?
[...]