Zaphod Beeblebrox: 29 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Zaphod Beeblebrox, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 That's incredible! -No, just very, very improbable.

Trillian Astra (Sandra Dickinson), Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

2 Listen, you semi-evolved simian, will you crowbar this into your cranium?

Mark Wing-Davey in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

3 Computer, if you don't open that exit hatch pretty damn pronto, I shall go straight to your major databanks with a very large axe, and give you a reprogramming you'll never forget. Capisco? Okay, get the axe.

Mark Wing-Davey in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

4 We are not going to be great. We are not going to be amazing. We are going to be amazingly amazing!

Mark Wing-Davey in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

5 These are the greatest shades in the known sky. Just take a look at the copy.

Mark Wing-Davey in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

6 It's the weird color scheme that freaks me. Every time you try to operate one of these weird black controls that's labelled in black on a black background, a small black light lights up black to let you know you've done it.

Mark Wing-Davey in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

7 Hi there! Whatever your problem, I'm here to help you solve it. All I want to do is to make your day more and more bearable. -Then shut up and work something out for me, will you?

Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey), Eddie The Computer (David Tate) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

8 Computer, tell us again what our current trajectory is. -A real pleasure, fella!

Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey), Eddie The Computer (David Tate) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

9 What about the missiles? -Missiles? You wanna make me laugh? Show me some missiles.

Trillian Astra (Sandra Dickinson), Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

10 Look. It means there's something down there they don't want us to have. And if they don't want us to have it that badly, then I wanna have it even worse!

Mark Wing-Davey in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy