Computer, if you don't open that exit hatch pretty damn pronto, I shall go straight to your major databanks with a very large axe, and give you a reprogramming you'll never forget. Capisco? Okay, get the axe.

— Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey)

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16 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 3 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:15:57.902 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- Well, that's just the computer. I discovered that they have this emergency backup personality. I thought it might work out better.

- Now, this is gonna be your first day on a strange planet, so I want you all wrapped up smug and warm, and no playing with any naughty, bug-eyed monsters.

- Or maybe we'd be better off with a slide rule.

- All right, who said that?

- Will you open up the exit hatch, please, Computer?

- Not until whoever said that owns up.

- I'm waiting. I can wait all day if necessary.

- Computer, if you don't open that exit hatch pretty damn pronto, I shall go straight to your major databanks with a very large axe, and give you a reprogramming you'll never forget. Capisco? Okay, get the axe.

- Please enjoy your day on this planet.

- I can see this relationship is something we're all going to have to work at.

- Hey, come on, you guys. Let's go. Yeah.

[...]

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