Eddie The Computer: 12 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 Hi there! This is Eddie, your shipboard computer. And I'm feeling just great, guys! And I know I'm just gonna get a bundle of kicks out of any program you care to run through me.

David Tate in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

2 Hi there! Whatever your problem, I'm here to help you solve it. All I want to do is to make your day more and more bearable. -Then shut up and work something out for me, will you?

Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey), Eddie The Computer (David Tate) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

3 Okay, did you know that most peoples' lives are governed by telephone numbers? -Telephone numbers?

David Tate in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

4 Computer, tell us again what our current trajectory is. -A real pleasure, fella!

Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey), Eddie The Computer (David Tate) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

5 Right. Computer, what evasive action can we take? -Er, none, I'm afraid, guys.

Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey), Eddie The Computer (David Tate) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

6 Impact minus four seconds. It's been great getting to know all of you guys. God bless.

David Tate in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

7 Now, this is gonna be your first day on a strange planet, so I want you all wrapped up smug and warm, and no playing with any naughty, bug-eyed monsters.

David Tate in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

8 I can see this relationship is something we're all going to have to work at.

David Tate in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

9 Infinity minus one. Improbability sum now complete.

David Tate in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

10 I can even work out your personality problems to 10 decimal places if it'll help.

David Tate in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy