Peter Jones Movie Quotes & Lines – 35 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

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2 Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communications between different cultures and races, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.

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3 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. The introduction starts like this: Space, it says, is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is.

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4 I mean, you may think it's a long way down the street to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space. Listen... And so on.

As The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

5 Many men, of course, became extremely rich. But this was perfectly natural, and nothing to be ashamed of because no-one was really poor. At least, no-one worth speaking of.

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6 And thus were created the conditions, for a staggering new form of industry: Custom-made, luxury planet building.

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7 It is, of course, well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.

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8 The history of every major galactic civilization passes through three distinct and recognizable phases: survival, inquiry and sophistication.

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9 And lots of the people were mean and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

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10 Here's what the Encyclopaedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless, volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars, and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.

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Peter Jones Movie Quotes & Lines – 35 Classics (+ Audio)

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