Peter Jones: 35 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

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11 In a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and with one million sleek, horribly be-weaponed star-cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what it had said about his mother.

As The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

12 Surprise is no longer adequate and he is forced to resort to astonishment.

As The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

13 The deadly missile attack shortly to be launched by an ancient automatic defense system will merely result in the breakage of 3 coffee cups, a mouse cage, the bruising of someone's upper arm...

As The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

14 In those days, spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women, and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small, fury creatures from Alpha Centauri.

As The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

15 The very worst poetry of all, and its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, of Greenbridge, Essex, England, perished in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.

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16 Orbiting this, at a distance of roughly 92 million miles, is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet, whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

As The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

17 The effect of which is like having your brain smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

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18 The Guide quite also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organisations exist to help you rehabilitate.

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19 The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat.

As The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

20 Vogon poetry is, of course, the third worse in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria.

As The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy