Peter Jones: 35 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

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21 The man who invented this mind-pummelling drink also invented the wisest remark ever made, which was this: Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a 30 ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia.

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22 It is, of course, well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.

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23 Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending demolition of Earth, and had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits.

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24 The other two thirds stayed at home and lived full rich and happy lives until they were all suddenly wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone.

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25 Earth men are not proud of their ancestors, and never invite them round to dinner.

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26 A freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum, and carried his words far back in time, across infinite reaches of space to a distant galaxy, where strange, war-like beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

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27 Only after Deep Thought has been programmed with all the knowledge in the Universe, do two men, selected of all their race, approach it.

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28 The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, but in fact the message was: 'So long, and thanks for all the fish.'

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29 For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much: The wheel, New York, wars and on. Whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time.

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30 Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon... forget it.

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