Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon... forget it.

— The Hitchhiker’S Guide To The Galaxy Book (Peter Jones)

5 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 1 sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:21:40.023 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- Here, have a look at this.

- What is it?

- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a sort of electronic book. It tells you everything you would want to know.

- I like the cover. 'Don't Panic!' It's the first helpful, or intelligible thing anyone's said to me all day!

- Yes, that's why It sells so well.

- Don't panic.

- Look. Fast-wind index. 'V.' Vogon Constructor Fleet. Enter that code, see what it says, and I'll keep watch.

- Vogon Constructor Fleets.

- Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon... forget it.

- They're one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious, and callous.

- They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the ravenous bug-blatter beast of trial, without orders...

- Signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.

- The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat.

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