95 Movie Quotes about Computers (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: May 6, 2026

Memorable quotes about computers, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Why is it called a super-chip? -It is mostly marketing.

Jim Parsons as Oh; Rihanna as Gratuity "Tip" Tucci; Gratuity Tip Tucci in Home (2015)

2 We have duplicated your computer on Cybertron. It is no longer just your computer.

Frank Welker as Megatron in The Transformers (1984)

3 Hi there! This is Eddie, your shipboard computer. And I'm feeling just great, guys! And I know I'm just gonna get a bundle of kicks out of any program you care to run through me.

David Tate as Eddie The Computer in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

4 Computer, if you don't open that exit hatch pretty damn pronto, I shall go straight to your major databanks with a very large axe, and give you a reprogramming you'll never forget. Capisco? Okay, get the axe.

Mark Wing-Davey as Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

5 Ancient computers, ranged in the long caves, deep in the bowels of the planet, tick away the dark millennia, and the ages hang heavy on their dusty data banks.

Richard Evelyn Vernon as Slartibartfast in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

6 What is this great task for which I, Deep Thought, the second greatest computer in the Universe of Time and Space have been called into existence?

Valentine Dyall as Deep Thought in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

7 Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff.

Valentine Dyall as Deep Thought in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

8 O Great Computer, the task we have designed you to perform is this. We want you to tell us the answer. -The answer? The answer to what? -Life! -The Universe! -Everything!

Valentine Dyall as Deep Thought in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

9 We demand that that machine not be allowed to think about this problem!

Quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

10 Yes, I shall design this computer for you. And I shall name it also unto you. And it shall be called, the Earth!

Valentine Dyall as Deep Thought in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy