Zaphod Beeblebrox: 29 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

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11 Right. Computer, what evasive action can we take? -Er, none, I'm afraid, guys.

Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey), Eddie The Computer (David Tate) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

12 Hey! What the photon happened?

Mark Wing-Davey in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

13 Hey! Did you think of that, Earthman? -Well, all I did... -That's a pretty hoopy piece of thinking, you know that?

Mark Wing-Davey in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

14 Hey, spooky, eh! -And dark. -You've still got your sunglasses on. -Too right.

Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

15 Hey, look at this! Any idea what these strange symbols on the walls are? -Yeah. I think they're strange symbols of some kind. It's hard to tell with my shades on.

Trillian Astra (Sandra Dickinson), Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

16 I thought I just saw a movement down at the end of the corridor. -No. It's just shadows.

Trillian Astra (Sandra Dickinson), Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

17 So... -So what? -So here we are, lying dead... -Standing. -Standing dead in this desolate... -Restaurant - Standing dead in this desolate... -Five-star restaurant.

Trillian Astra (Sandra Dickinson), Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

18 Hey, waiter. Bring me volume three of the wine list.

Mark Wing-Davey in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

19 I don't want to eat an animal that's lying there inviting me to. I think it's heartless! -It's better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten.

Zaphod Beeblebrox (Mark Wing-Davey), Arthur Dent (Simon Jones) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

20 What's he saying? -Nothing. He just phoned up to wash his head at us.

Mark Wing-Davey in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy