253 Pun Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

A selection of pun quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 You got any chloroform? -Not a drop. And no ether, ei-ther. -Eye-ther!

Horace And Jasper in 101 Dalmatians (1961)

2 You almost went out like a candle.

Quote from Alice in Wonderland (1951)

3 Come here. -We're all mates here, mate.

Bruce Spence as Chum in Finding Nemo

4 We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long. That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.

Eartha Kitt as Yzma in The Emperor's New Groove

5 Caesar salad. Et tu, Brute? No.

Quote from Aladdin (1992)

6 Oh, it appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.

Quote from Robin Hood (1973)

7 Jump back. I'm pretty hot, huh? Don't make me have to singe nobody to prove no point.

Eddie Murphy as Mushu in Mulan (1998)

8 Hey. I bring you in here, look you in the eye, tell you what's what, and what? -What? -What what?

Robert De Niro as Don Lino in Shark Tale

9 Chocolate moose? I didn't even know they were in season.

Charles Fleischer as Roger Rabbit in Roger Rabbit Shorts

10 And he said if you didn't hurry, you'd spend the rest of your lives as houseflies. Or was it horseflies?

Kelly Sheridan as Barbie in Barbie in the Nutcracker