257 Pun Quotes from Movies with Audio

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

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1 You got any chloroform? -Not a drop. And no ether, ei-ther. -Eye-ther!

Horace And Jasper in 101 Dalmatians (1961)

2 You almost went out like a candle.

Quote from Alice in Wonderland (1951)

3 Come here. -We're all mates here, mate.

Bruce Spence as Chum in Finding Nemo

4 We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long. That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.

Eartha Kitt as Yzma in The Emperor's New Groove

5 Caesar salad. Et tu, Brute? No.

Quote from Aladdin (1992)

6 Oh, it appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.

Quote from Robin Hood (1973)

7 Jump back. I'm pretty hot, huh? Don't make me have to singe nobody to prove no point.

Eddie Murphy as Mushu in Mulan (1998)

8 And he said if you didn't hurry, you'd spend the rest of your lives as houseflies. Or was it horseflies?

Kelly Sheridan as Barbie in Barbie in the Nutcracker

9 I feel like a graceful bird. -Duck! -No, not a duck. -Like a swan. -No! Duck!

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

10 Chocolate moose? I didn't even know they were in season.

Charles Fleischer as Roger Rabbit in Roger Rabbit Shorts