253 Pun Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

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A selection of pun quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

21 Poultry in motion!

Timothy Spall as Nick And Fetcher in Chicken Run

22 Why, why, why, why, the whole place is clean! -There's dirty work afoot.

Pinto Colvig as Grumpy Dwarf in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

23 What watch? -Ten watch. -Such much?

Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca (1942)

24 We'll meet at the crossroads and no double-crossing!

Richard Percy Jones as Pinocchio in Pinocchio (1940)

25 I feel like a graceful bird. -Duck! -No, not a duck. -Like a swan. -No! Duck!

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Paul Winchell as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

26 Don't whine, glasses.

David Ogden Stiers as Cogsworth in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

27 Welcome, tourists, to Chew And Swallow.

Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

28 Grand Central Station. It's grand and it's central.

Chris Rock as Marty The Zebra in Madagascar

29 How do you spell FBI?

Tom Hanks as Sheriff Woody in Toy Story 2

30 Men facing famine, naught left but beans. -Ahem. Bean, you mean.

Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Fun and Fancy Free