Chevy Chase Movie Quotes & Lines – 94 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Chevy Chase, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Is your house on fire, Clark? -No, those are Christmas lights.

As Clark in Christmas Vacation (1989)

2 Jesus, it's only the biggest goddamn hole in the world.

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

3 Well, I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun.

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

4 Personally, I'd rather see a pile of mud than Eddie.

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

5 I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful to this man for stopping us.

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

6 This is no way to run a desert.

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

7 Married? Oh, you mean those people I'm with?

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

8 You know, in order to be convincing, you have to look and act like an ordinary jerk.

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

9 We watch his program. We buy his toys. We go to his movies. He owes us. Doesn't he owe us, huh?

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

10 Wow. The in-famous? In-famous?

As Dusty Bottoms in Three Amigos