Chevy Chase Movie Quotes & Lines – 94 Classics (+ Audio) - page 3

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Chevy Chase, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

21 That's the Mississippi. The mighty Mississip. The Old Miss. The Old Man.

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

22 You'll be whistling zippity-doo-dah out of your assholes.

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

23 Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? -Bend over and I'll show you.

As Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

24 Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

As Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

25 What's wrong with the dog? -Oh, he's just yacking on a bone. He's got it up. He's all right now.

Clark W. Griswold (Randy Quaid), Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid) in Christmas Vacation (1989)

26 I'm not your ordinary, everyday fool. Okay?

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

27 Why aren't we flying? Because getting there is half the fun. You know that.

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

28 Everything isn't like home. If everything were like home there'd be no reason for leaving. Right?

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

29 So, you're looking really... fit.

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

30 In spite of all the little problems, it really is fun, isn't it? -No. But with every new day there's fresh hope.

Ellen Griswold (Beverly D'Angelo), Clark W. Griswold (Chevy Chase) in Vacation (1983)