Danny Noonan Movie Quotes & Lines – 8 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 You take drugs, Danny? -Every day. -Good. So what's the problem? -I don't know. I don't know.

Ty Webb (Chevy Chase), Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe) in Caddyshack (1980)

2 I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life. -What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards. I noticed you don't spend too much time there. -I'm not sure where they are. -Ah.

Ty Webb (Chevy Chase), Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe) in Caddyshack (1980)

3 You're not being the ball, Danny. -Well, it's kind of difficult with you talking like that. -Okay. I'm not talking. Stop talking. I'm not talking now. Be the ball.

Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe), Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) in Caddyshack (1980)

4 Where'd it go? -Right in the lumberyard. It's okay. We'll work on it.

Ty Webb (Chevy Chase), Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe) in Caddyshack (1980)

5 I kind of thought winning wasn't important. -Me winning isn't! You do.

Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe), Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) in Caddyshack (1980)

6 How many cokes? -Four or five. -What are you, a diabetic? -I don't know!

Michael O'Keefe in Caddyshack (1980)

7 Ha, ha. Well, I ain't paying no 50 cents for no Coke! -Ha, ha. Then you ain't getting no Coke.

Michael O'Keefe in Caddyshack (1980)

8 Guess I'm a little overdressed, huh? -Depends on what's underneath. -Ooh. -Come on.

Lacey Underall (Cindy Morgan), Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe) in Caddyshack (1980)