Carl Spackler: 28 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Carl Spackler, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 We can do that. We don't even have to have a reason.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

2 Hello? Anybody home? Hello, Mr. Gopher? Yeah, it's me, Mr. Squirrel. Yeah. Hi. Just a harmless squirrel not a plastic explosive or anything. Nothing to be worried about.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

3 He's a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

4 Who is the gopher's ally, his friend? The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

5 My foe, my enemy, is an animal and in order to conquer him, I have to think like an animal. and, whenever possible, to look like one.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

6 Freeze, gopher!

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

7 Or in the words of Jean Paul Sartre: Au revoir, gopher.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

8 You beast, you savage. Come on, bark like a dog for me. Bark like a dog.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

9 Cinderella story. Out of nowhere. A former greenskeeper now about to become the Masters champion.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

10 The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejesus belt that night on this stuff.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)