The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejesus belt that night on this stuff.

— Carl Spackler (Bill Murray)

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9 seconds sound clip from the Caddyshack (1980) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:17:17.443 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Great, Carl. Could I get a...?

- Nitrogen, you know.

- Can you just open a curtain or something over there and I can just get out of here.

- I invented my own kind of grass too. Did you know that? Look at this. This is registered. Carl Spackler bent.

- Oh, yeah. I've felt grass like this before. I've played on this stuff.

- This is a hybrid. This is a cross, bluegrass, Kentucky bluegrass, feather bed bent and northern California sinsemilla.

- The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejesus belt that night on this stuff.

- I got pounds of this stuff. Here.

- No. Thank you. I don't... I don't...

- Let's have a little bit of this. I got the big Bob Marley joint. Here, try this.

- Carl, I really don't do this very often.

- You're gonna love it. This is dynamite. Watch out for this.

[...]

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