The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote: A flute with no holes is not a flute and a doughnut with no hole is a Danish. He was a funny guy.

— Ty Webb (Chevy Chase)

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11 seconds sound clip from the Caddyshack (1980) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:38:57.623 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Let me tell you a little story. I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer. Could have gone pro. All he needed was a little time and some practice. He decided to go to college instead.

- He went for four years. Did pretty well. At the end of his four years, the last semester, he was kicked out. You know what for? He was night-putting. Just putting at night with the 15-year-old daughter of the dean.

- You know who that guy was, Danny?

- No.

- Take one good guess.

- Bob Hope.

- No, no. No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein.

- My roommate. He's a good guy.

- Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny.

- The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote: A flute with no holes is not a flute and a doughnut with no hole is a Danish. He was a funny guy.

(TY WEBB MAKING SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN NOISE)

- You missed just that one.

- In one physical model of the universe, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line in the opposite direction, Danny.

- Unbelievable.

- Thank you very little.

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