I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.

— Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield)

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3 seconds sound clip from the Caddyshack (1980) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:30:47.760 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- So I tell you, when Mona died last winter, I said to myself: Al, if you keep busting your hump 16, 20 hours a day you'll end up with a $60 million funeral, you know?

- Hey, doll, could you scare up another round for our table over here?

- And tell the cook this is low-grade dog food. All right?

- Here, take this for yourself. Okay?

- Thank you, sir.

- Jeez, I had better food at the ball game, you know.

- I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.

- Well, anyway, today I just stick to real estate, you know. With this market these days, if you own anything but land you own a popcorn fart.

- Oh, did somebody step on a duck?

- Ain't that right, sir? The graveyard is two blocks to the left, okay?

- Dog food? I'll show him dog food!

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