Al Czervik: 22 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Al Czervik, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Well, anyway, today I just stick to real estate, you know. With this market these days, if you own anything but land you own a popcorn fart.

Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack (1980)

2 I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.

Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack (1980)

3 What people here. Look at that one. The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack (1980)

4 Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. You buy a hat like this, I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.

Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack (1980)

5 Woo! The dance of the living dead!

Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack (1980)

6 Member? Are you kidding? You think I'd join this crummy snobatorium? Why, this whole place sucks! -Su... Su... Su... -That's right, it sucks. Only reason I'm here is maybe I'll buy it.

Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack (1980)

7 Don't worry, it's good luck. -In Haiti.

Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield), Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) in Caddyshack (1980)

8 He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife!

Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack (1980)

9 And this is your grandson, huh? Oh, a wonderful boy. Nice boy. He's a good boy, I'll tell you. Now I know why tigers eat their young, you know.

Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack (1980)

10 You were in the war? -Oh, no. Homo. Much better now though.

Lacey Underall (Cindy Morgan), Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) in Caddyshack (1980)