- You were in the war?
- Oh, no. Homo. Much better now though.

Lacey Underall (Cindy Morgan), Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield)

10 seconds sound clip from the Caddyshack (1980) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:49:40.607 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- What spelling did you use?

- Sorry about this mess. Let me just clean up here.

- I'm getting ready for the season.

- What, duck?

- No, no. Dolphin.

- Would you like a drink? Tuna colada, perhaps?

- Anything, anything.

- Who's your decorator, Benihana?

- No, I brought most of that stuff back with me from Vietnam.

- You were in the war?

- Oh, no. Homo. Much better now though.

- Here's an uncashed check for $70000.

- Keep it.

- There's a bunch of them. And a summons.

- It's yours.

- Pretty pathetic, Ty.

- Pathetic? Maybe you, Lacey.

- For me, there's a subtle perfection in everything I do. I have my own standards, my own way.

- My uncle says you got a screw loose.

- Oh, yeah? Your uncle molests collies.

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