Well, anyway, today I just stick to real estate, you know. With this market these days, if you own anything but land you own a popcorn fart.

Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield)

7 seconds sound clip from the Caddyshack (1980) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:30:52.769 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Hey, doll, could you scare up another round for our table over here?

- And tell the cook this is low-grade dog food. All right?

- Here, take this for yourself. Okay?

- Thank you, sir.

- Jeez, I had better food at the ball game, you know.

- I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.

- Well, anyway, today I just stick to real estate, you know. With this market these days, if you own anything but land you own a popcorn fart.

- Oh, did somebody step on a duck?

- Ain't that right, sir? The graveyard is two blocks to the left, okay?

- Dog food? I'll show him dog food!

- Hey, where's the bar? Let's have some drinks here, see what's going on for crying out loud.

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