89 Movie Quotes about Real Estate with Audio

Updated: Sep 1, 2026

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1 I just needed an insider's opinion before I okay'd this spot for my pool.

Quote from The Emperor's New Groove

2 The original land was leased from the Mohican Indians for the price of nine raccoon pelts. -Wow, what a deal that was.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

3 Indian poor businessman. My cousin, oh... he sell Manhattan for 24 dollars. Could have got 35.

Edward Everett Horton in Batman (1966)

4 There's got to be a way to get those stiffs off my property.

Jonathan Winters as Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

5 Out in California, they're gonna have some warm weather tomorrow, gang wars and some very overpriced real estate.

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

6 How's about investing in condominiums? It's safe. -Condominiums? -Yeah, condominiums. -I never use them.

7 Worst news I've heard since I lost my house. Which was about two seconds ago.

Peter Cullen as Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

8 Nice house in a quiet neighborhood. What more could a donkey want?

Peter Cullen as Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

9 Excuse me. Do you know if there are any vacant nests around here?

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

10 Well, anyway, today I just stick to real estate, you know. With this market these days, if you own anything but land you own a popcorn fart.

Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)