25 Movie Quotes about Investing with Audio

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

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1 Well, anyway, today I just stick to real estate, you know. With this market these days, if you own anything but land you own a popcorn fart.

Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervik in Caddyshack (1980)

2 How's about investing in condominiums? It's safe. -Condominiums? -Yeah, condominiums. -I never use them.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky II

3 After all... what comes down must go up.

Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

4 Silver is down? Well, call the Lone Ranger. He'll cheer him up.

Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)

5 Here's inflation. Very soon money will be worthless. What have you done about it? Nothing.

Charlie Chaplin as Monsieur Henri Verdoux in Monsieur Verdoux

6 Mercy me. What an unfortunate name for an investment councilor. K Rime? Sounds like crime!

Quote from Batman (1966)

7 Now, when it comes to investing, the big trick is diversification. You put a little money into uranium stocks, a few oil wells in Montana, some real estate in downtown Phoenix.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

8 You mean spending money. Well, why didn't you say so? I was afraid you might be considering some foolish investment.

Ilka Chase as Mrs. Restes in Ocean's 11 (1960)

9 I've given it a lot of thought. The business I got needs no investment. You can carry it around in your hat. All you need is a telephone.

Everett Sloane as Albert Mendoza in The Enforcer (1951)

10 We have invested extensively in the Middle East and Central America to promote insurgency and revolution.

Max von Sydow as Ernst Stavro Blofeld in Never Say Never Again