22 Movie Quotes about Investing (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

Memorable quotes about investing, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 I've given it a lot of thought. The business I got needs no investment. You can carry it around in your hat. All you need is a telephone.

Everett Sloane as Albert Mendoza in The Enforcer (1951)

12 Welcome to our joyful family of investors.

Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins

13 You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

14 Because by the time you read about it in The Wall Street Journal, it's already too late.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

15 You give me one shot here on a blue chip stock like Kodak, and believe me, Kevin, the only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

16 Invest wisely. Safely, at least. Land, houses, or better still, jewelry. I know a friend has some beautiful...

Charlie Chaplin as Monsieur Henri Verdoux in Monsieur Verdoux

17 You know, I've always been fascinated by show business. -Is that so? -Yes. As a matter of fact, it's cost my family quite a bit of money. -Oh, you invest in shows? -Showgirls.

Joe E. Brown as Osgood in Some Like It Hot

18 I tell you, I do a lot of financial planning. When it comes to money, you can't take the future for granted.

Stacy Keach in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

19 What do you expect to do with your money? Bury it with you? If you do, they'll dig you up and steal it.

Claude Rains as Erique Claudin in Phantom of the Opera (1943)

20 Well, I think I'll nip down to the stock exchange, and buy a few thousand shares in plastic and twill dustbins.

Peter Sellers as Bloodnok in The Goon Show

22 Movie Quotes about Investing (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

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