Tony Curtis: 39 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 Look at that! I'm not even pretty. -They don't care, just so long as you're wearing a skirt. It's like waving a red flag in front of a bull.

Tony Curtis as Joe; Jack Lemmon as Jerry in Some Like It Hot

2 Look, if you're interested in whether I am married or not... -Oh, I'm not interested at all. -Well, I'm not. -That's very interesting.

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar; Tony Curtis as Joe in Some Like It Hot

3 Oh, it's perfectly safe. We're well-anchored. Ship's in shipshape shape. And the Coast Guard promised to call me if there were any icebergs around.

As Joe in Some Like It Hot

4 That's the radio. It's like taking someone to a concert when he's tone deaf.

As Joe in Some Like It Hot

5 What's with him? He drinks? -No. But he ain't been eatin' so good either. He's got an empty stomach and it's gone to his head.

As Joe in Some Like It Hot

6 What are you afraid of? Nobody's asking you to have a baby.

As Joe in Some Like It Hot

7 So you got pinched in the elevator. So what? Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?

As Joe in Some Like It Hot

8 Would you mind moving just a little, please? You're blocking my view. -Your view? Of what? -They run up a red-and-white flag on the yacht when it's time for cocktails.

As Joe in Some Like It Hot

9 You own a yacht? Which one is it? The big one? -Certainly not. With all the unrest in the world, I don't think anybody should have a yacht that sleeps more than 12.

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar; Tony Curtis as Joe in Some Like It Hot

10 Who mixes the cocktails? Your wife? -No, my cocktail steward.

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar; Tony Curtis as Joe in Some Like It Hot