Tony Curtis Movie Quotes & Lines – 39 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Look at that! I'm not even pretty. -They don't care, just so long as you're wearing a skirt. It's like waving a red flag in front of a bull.

Jack Lemmon as Jerry; Tony Curtis as Joe in Some Like It Hot

2 Look, if you're interested in whether I am married or not... -Oh, I'm not interested at all. -Well, I'm not. -That's very interesting.

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar; Tony Curtis as Joe in Some Like It Hot

3 How's the stock market? -Up, up, up. -I'll bet, while we were talking, you made, like, a hundred thousand dollars? -Could be.

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar; Tony Curtis as Joe in Some Like It Hot

4 Oh, it's perfectly safe. We're well-anchored. Ship's in shipshape shape. And the Coast Guard promised to call me if there were any icebergs around.

As Joe in Some Like It Hot

5 That's the radio. It's like taking someone to a concert when he's tone deaf.

As Joe in Some Like It Hot

6 Jerry boy, why do you have to paint everything so black? Suppose you got hit by a truck. Suppose the stock market crashes.

As Joe in Some Like It Hot

7 What's with him? He drinks? -No. But he ain't been eatin' so good either. He's got an empty stomach and it's gone to his head.

As Joe in Some Like It Hot

8 What are you afraid of? Nobody's asking you to have a baby.

As Joe in Some Like It Hot

9 So you got pinched in the elevator. So what? Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?

As Joe in Some Like It Hot

10 Would you mind moving just a little, please? You're blocking my view. -Your view? Of what? -They run up a red-and-white flag on the yacht when it's time for cocktails.

As Joe in Some Like It Hot