Marilyn Monroe: 89 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 Of course she would. I know if I was married and I came in on my husband making cinnamon toast with some blonde in the shower, I'd shoot him. -You would? -Bang! Bang! Bang! Right in the head.

As The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

2 And now that I have your attention, I want to warn all you girls and women of New York about an evil, dangerous, perfectly dreadful married man who lives downstairs in my building.

As The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

3 I just have no imagination at all. I have lots of other things, but I have no imagination.

As The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

4 Don't worry. Everything's fine. A married man, air-conditioning, champagne and potato chips. It's just a wonderful party.

As The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

5 Look, if you're interested in whether I am married or not... -Oh, I'm not interested at all. -Well, I'm not. -That's very interesting.

Marilyn Monroe as Sugar; Tony Curtis as Joe in Some Like It Hot

6 That's the wonderful part about being with a married man. No matter what happens, he can't possibly ask you to marry him. Because he's married already. -Right? Right.

As The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

7 Did you have a nice time? -Nice? It was suicidally beautiful.

As Sugar in Some Like It Hot

8 They don't even have a hose. So I was using the cocktail shaker. That's the only thing I could find. -The cocktail shaker? -Yes. A little silver one.

As The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

9 I mean, I wouldn't be lying on the floor in the middle of the night in some man's apartment drinking champagne if he wasn't married.

As The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

10 You know, I'm gonna be 25 in June. -You are? -That's a quarter of a century. Makes a girl think. -About what? -About the future. You know, like a husband.

As Sugar in Some Like It Hot