Joe E. Brown Movie Quotes & Lines – 5 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Do...do...do thee not choose to sleep, sir? Well, if thee insist, perhaps thee have a reason not to sleep, sir. I'll ask thee.

As Cemetery Keeper in The Comedy of Terrors

2 You know, I've always been fascinated by show business. -Is that so? -Yes. As a matter of fact, it's cost my family quite a bit of money. -Oh, you invest in shows? -Showgirls.

As Osgood in Some Like It Hot

3 My last wife was an acrobatic dancer. You know, a sort of a contortionist. She could smoke a cigarette while holding it between her toes.

As Osgood in Some Like It Hot

4 Just the two of you? What about the crew? -Oh, that's all been taken care of. I'm giving them shore leave.

As Osgood in Some Like It Hot

5 You know something? You're dynamite. -You're a pretty hot little firecracker yourself.

Joe E. Brown as Osgood; Jack Lemmon as Jerry in Some Like It Hot

Joe E. Brown Movie Quotes & Lines – 5 Classics (+ Audio)

1 Do...do...do thee not choose to sleep, sir? Well, if thee insist, perhaps thee have a reason not to sleep, sir. I'll ask thee.

2 You know, I've always been fascinated by show business. -Is that so? -Yes. As a matter of fact, it's cost my family quite a bit of money. -Oh, you invest in shows? -Showgirls.

3 My last wife was an acrobatic dancer. You know, a sort of a contortionist. She could smoke a cigarette while holding it between her toes.

4 Just the two of you? What about the crew? -Oh, that's all been taken care of. I'm giving them shore leave.

5 You know something? You're dynamite. -You're a pretty hot little firecracker yourself.

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