Walter Matthau: 66 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Walter Matthau, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Unwed mothers, huh? Well, I'm for that.

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

2 Say, how much you think my pelvis is worth? -By itself, nothing, so it's a good thing you came to me.

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

3 Before we're through with them, we'll have them begging for mercy. -Who's them? -That I haven't figured out yet. But don't go away. I'll think of an angle.

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

4 What they forget is every time they build a better mousetrap, the mice get smarter, too.

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

5 Why don't you kids go play on the freeway?

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

6 Shouldn't handicapped have two p's? -Two p's? I typed it myself, trying to save a little money. After all, it's a nonprofit organization.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich; Jack Lemmon as Harry Hinkle in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

7 Sorry. Things are a little messy around here. You see, my secretary got married. -Oh, really? -Yeah, 10 years ago, to me.

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

8 I got a message for you from Gemini Control. You can start packing up because the mission has been scrubbed! Repeat! The mission has been scrubbed! Over and out!

As Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

9 You and I will be running this town. They'll be naming streets after us.

As Walter Burns in The Front Page (1974)

10 Somebody answer me!

As Walter Burns in The Front Page (1974)