Joe Pesci: 139 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

Relive the best of Joe Pesci! Tap to hear high-quality sound clips of his most famous movie quotes. From Harry in Home Alone to Vinny Gambini, his best lines are all here.

1 You bomb me with one more can, kid... and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!

As Harry in Home Alone (1990)

2 Get this through your head, you Jew mother_er, you!

As Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

3 That did it! Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it.

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

4 I cross my heart and hope to die.

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

5 I think we're gettin' scammed by a kindygartener.

As Harry in Home Alone (1990)

6 I never made it to the 6th grade, kid, and it doesn't look like you're going to, either.

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

7 Silver is down? Well, call the Lone Ranger. He'll cheer him up.

As Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)

8 And that's the one, Marvin. That's the silver tuna.

As Harry in Home Alone (1990)

9 Excuse me. You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

10 Knocking off a youngster ain't going to mean all that much to me. Understand?

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York