Joe Pesci Movie Quotes & Lines – 117 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: May 25, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Joe Pesci, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 You bomb me with one more can, kid... and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!

As Harry in Home Alone (1990)

2 Get this through your head, you Jew mother_er, you!

As Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

3 That did it! Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it.

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

4 I think we're gettin' scammed by a kindygartener.

As Harry in Home Alone (1990)

5 You go get my money, or I'll put your brain to sleep.

As Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

6 And that's the one, Marvin. That's the silver tuna.

As Harry in Home Alone (1990)

7 Knocking off a youngster ain't going to mean all that much to me. Understand?

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

8 You just keep on asking about Chinese food. Can't you tell they don't have Chinese restaurants around here?

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

9 Excuse me. You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

10 I apologize, sir, but, uh, this is how I dress.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

Joe Pesci Movie Quotes & Lines – 117 Classics (+ Audio)

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