Joe Pesci Movie Quotes & Lines – 139 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

Relive the best of Joe Pesci! Tap to hear high-quality sound clips of his most famous movie quotes. From Harry in Home Alone to Vinny Gambini, his best lines are all here.

1 You bomb me with one more can, kid... and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!

As Harry in Home Alone (1990)

2 Get this through your head, you Jew mother_er, you!

As Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

3 That did it! Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it.

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

4 I think we're gettin' scammed by a kindygartener.

As Harry in Home Alone (1990)

5 You go get my money, or I'll put your brain to sleep.

As Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

6 And that's the one, Marvin. That's the silver tuna.

As Harry in Home Alone (1990)

7 Knocking off a youngster ain't going to mean all that much to me. Understand?

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

8 You just keep on asking about Chinese food. Can't you tell they don't have Chinese restaurants around here?

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

9 Excuse me. You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

10 I apologize, sir, but, uh, this is how I dress.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny