Harry from Home Alone: 21 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Harry from Home Alone, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 You bomb me with one more can, kid... and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!

Joe Pesci as Harry in Home Alone (1990)

2 That did it! Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it.

Joe Pesci as Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

3 I cross my heart and hope to die.

Joe Pesci as Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

4 I think we're gettin' scammed by a kindygartener.

Joe Pesci as Harry in Home Alone (1990)

5 I never made it to the 6th grade, kid, and it doesn't look like you're going to, either.

Joe Pesci as Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

6 And that's the one, Marvin. That's the silver tuna.

Joe Pesci as Harry in Home Alone (1990)

7 You did it again, didn't you? You left the water runnin', didn't you? What's wrong with you? Why you do that? I told you not to do it.

Joe Pesci as Harry in Home Alone (1990)

8 May I do the thinking, please? Thank you.

Joe Pesci as Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

9 That's not aftershave. That's kerosene.

Joe Pesci as Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

10 All kids, no parents. Probably a fancy orphanage.

Joe Pesci as Harry in Home Alone (1990)